Friday, September 11, 2009

Arrow Prep

I managed to lose, "Robin Hood" or otherwise break most of my arrows from last season, so I ordered up a dozen new Carbon Express Maxima Hunter 350s from Lancaster Archery Supply a few weeks ago.  I had them cut them to length (26") for me, but I like to "build my own."  I started by squaring the ends with the G5 Arrow Squaring Device, and then I installed the inserts.  After that I put on a wrap made by Bohning.  I ordered wraps and Bohning Blazer vanes in white, neon green, and neon yellow.  I also got nocks to match those colors.  After careful deliberation, I settled on the neon yellow wraps and nocks with two neon yellow vanes and a white "cock" vane.

To put on the wraps, I use a mouse pad and a short ruler.  I put the wrap, sticky side up, on the mouse pad and use the edge of the ruler to make sure it's straight.  I put the wrap right up against the ruler, and then I line up the arrow by putting the nock end (no nock installed yet) up against the ruler.  Now when I roll the arrow over the wrap, the arrow will stay straight.  Apply slight downward pressure on the arrow and roll smoothly over the wrap, stick the nock in, and voila!













Next I attach the vanes using the Bohning Helix Jig and some Loc-Tite Control Gel superglue.  I've found that this super glue works better than any of the "fletching adhesive" that I've ever tried.  It's also cheaper and readily available at Wal Mart.




First you insert the vane in the jig and apply the glue to the bottom of the vane.








Then you place the jig on the base and let it sit for a few seconds.








Finally, a little dab of super glue on the ends of the vane, just to keep it on tight.








The finished product!













I've made the final adjustments to my bow and sights with the new arrows and broadheads, and tomorrow is opening morning.  I'll be in the stand by 6:30 AM.  Good luck to all you hunters hitting the woods tomorrow!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Hanging Stands and Shootin' (at) Doves

With deer season right around the corner (this Saturday!), it's time to hang some stands.  John, Mathias (John's Brother-in-Law), and I set out on Saturday to do just that.  We set up three stands on the property we'll be hunting on opening day.  First up was John's ladder stand, which had to be assembled on the ground before we propped it up against the tree.  This Millenium Treestand is easy to assemble, and I think the platform/seat is going to be very comfortable for long sits, but I'm a little concerned about the foot room for bowhunting.  I think it'll be a better stand for muzzleloader and firearm hunting, but we'll see.
The ladder stand site is on an edge between some planted pines and a recent 40-acre clearcut.  The picture of the big buck in my previous post was taken along this edge, about 70 yards or so from this stand.
Stand #2 is my Summit Viper climber stand, but I don't have any pictures of it to show you.  I was putting it up by myself while John and Mathias found a spot for John's lock-on stand, so I couldn't really take pictures of myself putting the stand up.  It's located along a travel corridor between a bedding area and a food source (the same corridor where we have the pictures of the Big 8).  There's some thick overgrowth (too thick for a deer to walk through) on the edge of a field, and then planted pines behind that.  My stand is in the planted pines but close to the thick stuff.  I'm hoping this is where the big bucks travel through, out of sight of anything in the field.  If they do, I'll have a shot.
Stand #3 is John's Summit RSHawk lock-on located along the same travel corridor as my climber, but it's about 400 yards from my stand.  He's set up on the far side of this little finger of planted pines that is adjacent to this log deck.
Once he had his climbing sticks attached to the tree, he trimmed some limbs to make room for his stand and to clear a shooting lane.  Of course, he's wearing his safety harness with the lineman's belt attaching him to the tree.  Hunting's no fun if your legs are broken from falling out of the tree.
It wasn't all work on Saturday, though.  Saturday was also the opening day of dove hunting season, so after we hung the stands, we went to Sparta and went hunting with Dad, Andrew, and Canon.  Andrew said Canon whined quite a bit, but he's only 2.5 years old!  He sure did look cool in his brand new camo, and of course he had some electronic ear muffs to protect his ears from the sounds of the gunshots.
As always, safety first, so I had on my Oakleys and my Peltor Tac-6 electronic hearing protection.  You'll notice in the title I typed "Shootin' (at) Doves."  Man, I had a rough day.  I don't think I would have hit the ground if I had shot at it.  I probably shot 20 times, and only had two birds to show for it.  They weren't bad shots either; I just couldn't hit anything.
I can't wait for Saturday morning!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Preseason Preparation

Deer season in Georgia is rapidly approaching, and I've been getting ready ever since last season ended...washing and putting away clothing and gear, reevaluating what worked for me and what didn't, and thinking about what I'm going to do differently this time around. Last season was the first year that I didn't even take a gun into the woods with me. I was a 100% bowhunter last year, and even though not having a gun cost me a shot at a nice 8-pointer, I loved every second of it. I'm planning on doing the same this year. Hopefully "The Big 8" above will make it by my stand during legal hunting hours this season. He's definitely on the hitlist!

I've been shooting my bows periodically all summer long, but in the last month or so I've really been trying to shoot every day. I bought a new (to me) Hoyt Alphamax 32 about two weeks ago, so I've been doing most of my shooting with it. It's definitely going to be my go-to bow this year, and Ol' Reliable - the Mathews Switchback - is going to be pulling back-up duty. I just absolutely love the Alphamax, and it's slinging darts (this group was from 50 yards).



One of the things I like to do with my bows as I prepare for the season is a little test to see how quiet they are. I take my video camera and set it up directly downrange between me and the target. Then I shoot the arrows directly over the camera. This, in theory, gives me an idea of how the bow sounds to a deer. In this video I'm shooting my Alphamax at a target 50 yards away, with the camera 20 yards from me. I think this was not the best setup because I think the sound of the bow is amplified by the house behind me. It's still pretty quiet, though. Notice how the sound of the arrow hitting the target (30 yards BEHIND the camera) is louder than the sound of the bow (20 yards in FRONT of the camera). Heck, even the sound of the arrow in flight is louder than the bow itself. Nice...




Once I've got my bow tuned and dialed-in, I do most of my practice at long range, which for me is 50 yards or more. No, I don't plan on taking a shot at a whitetail at that range, but practicing at long range does a couple of things. #1: It makes those shorter shots seem really easy...the target looks HUGE at 25 yards. #2: It really makes you pay attention to your form.




Even the most minor torquing of the bow or inconsistency in your form will be readily apparent on the target. I'm wearing my facemask and gloves to make my practice even more realistic. Those things can cause you to change your anchor point or otherwise affect your form, so you have to practice with them to make sure nothing changes.




My office has a back entrance that is elevated, so I took my old Block target to work. At lunch I'll go outside and take a few shots with my bow. My treestand is a little bit higher than the back porch, and the deer is probably going to be a little farther away, but it's still good practice for shooting from an elevated position rather than shooting from the ground.


Only 10 days left! We're checking our trail camera and hanging our stands this weekend, and then next Saturday we'll be getting into the woods at oh-dark-thirty to start another Georgia deer season!

Friday, April 10, 2009

"Girlie" Workouts

Okay, I know I said the next post was going to be about why I'm not a Redneck, but I just couldn't resist writing a little bit about our new workout plan. Sorry, no pics to go with it. Maybe I can get Courtney to take her camera to the gym next time. :)

Courtney has always gone to the gym with me, but she usually does her own cardio thing and then lifts some weights, but never on the same program as me. About a month ago she said she wanted to lift with me, but I was on the tail-end of a mass program and didn't want to cut it short. She said she'd do it with me, but with different sets and reps. That was all fine and dandy, but I could tell she didn't really enjoy it and didn't feel like it was working for her, and I was afraid she'd not want to lift with me any more. Then she found a workout in Oxygen Magazine (Spring 2009 issue) and said she wanted to try it. I looked at it and thought it looked a little...well...easy. It's a 4-day split with "push" exercises on Monday (Chest, Shoulders, Triceps), Legs on Wednesday, "pull" exercises on Friday (Back, Biceps), and Calves & Abs on Saturday. You "only" do two exercises per bodypart; the first is 4 sets of 6 reps with heavy weight, and the second is 4 sets of 15 reps with lighter weight. Now, I've been doing like 4 exercises per bodypart with up to 5 sets per exercise, so I'm thinking "No way this is going to give me a good workout."

BUT, I really enjoy spending time with Courtney (I'll even run 5Ks with her), so I told her I would do that program with her. All the while I'm thinking to myself "If it's not intense enough for me, I'll just add an extra exercise per bodypart."

Well, we started it this week on Monday, and because of some other things we had going on, we didn't get to legs until yesterday. I went as heavy as possible on everything while still getting all the reps with good form (having Courtney as a spotter definitely helped). I was a little sore on Tuesday and Wednesday from the "push" workout on Monday, so I started to feel a little better about doing this program without adding anything to it. As long as I was honest with the weight I'm lifting and go for max effort on every rep, I'd be okay.

Then came the leg workout. Holy crap! My legs were toast halfway through. I had trouble walking to the car to go home. My legs were shaky all day, and now, barely 30 hours later, they're as sore as they've been in a long time. Just getting up out of my chair at work is painful, and I LIKE it!

We were going to do back and biceps today, but when we woke up this morning to go to the gym, we were both too sore to get out of the bed. It's a good kind of sore, though. I'm really looking forward to back and biceps tomorrow. I just hope I'm able to steer the car on the way home. :)

So, lesson learned: Just because the workout came from a "girlie" magazine doesn't mean it can't work for us "manly" men. Pick the right weight for the number of reps prescribed, give it maximum effort, and it'll work. Thanks, Baby!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

You Can't Hide Redneck

(That second word in the title is pronounced "Caint".)

I keep telling Courtney that I'm a Redneck, and she keeps telling me I'm not. She points out that I drive an Acura sedan and like to dress nice on most occasions (the fact that I just used the phrase "dress nice" is evidence of my Redneckedness). Let's review a few things, and y'all can come to your own conclusions.

Even though I really like my car...a lot...I want a pickup truck even more. We can't afford a new vehicle (pronounced "vee-hickle") now, so it's not going to happen anytime soon. When I do get my pickup truck, it will be a full-size, 4-wheel drive, non-"green" gas guzzler, and I will put lots of stickers on the back glass. (For those of you who don't know what the "back glass" is, that's the Redneck term for the rear windshield in a pickup truck. Cars and SUV's don't have a back glass...they have a rear windshield.) What kinds of stickers? Well, there will be one indicating my Life Membership status in Gun Owners of America, one for my Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation membership (I've never even been elk hunting), a Georgia Outdoor News (GON) sticker, and maybe a bowhunting sticker or two...oh, and this way-cool Bone Collector sticker. I'm also thinking about putting one of my "You Can't Beat a Woman Who Shoots" stickers on it. (Get the double meaning? See, women who shoot guns are awesome, so you can't "beat" them. Also, if a woman shoots guns, she can't be beaten in the literal sense because she'll blow his brains out. Nice...) I'll probably also find room for my white oval sticker with the black lettering on it (y'all know what I'm talking about). Mine says "556." See if you can figure out what that means.

Next item of evidence. My favorite Christmas present this year was from my amazing wife. She gave me a life-sized whitetail deer archery target. You drive rebar into the ground and then stand this bad boy up on the rebar, which goes into its legs. It's made from open-layered foam, which stops the arrows by friction rather than force (i.e., it's easier on the arrows than other targets are). Why not just use a regular archery target? (I have those, too.) Well, when I'm hunting, I'm not going to be shooting at a little box on the ground with a nice, big bullseye on it. This is the most life-like practice you can get, and right now it's set up in my backyard so that I can practice year-round. Bonus: You can take the antlers off so that it passes as a doe decoy to lure those big bucks into range.





The arrows in the target were all shot from 37 yards away (measured by my trusty Leupold RX-II laser rangefinder). Take that, Bambi!







Speaking of hunting, I also have a trail camera that is motion-activated. You attach it to a tree, and when a deer, squirrel, rabbit, or other critter walks by, it takes a picture or video of the critter. It even takes nighttime pictures with an infrared flash so that it doesn't spook the critters. You use these on your hunting property so that you know if there are any big deer in the area. It even puts a date/time stamp on each picture or video so you know what time of day the deer are moving by. Right now it's not hunting season, so this camera is set up in my backyard to take pictures of deer and squirrels (and even one of a rabbit). Check it out.








I'm pretty sure this is the killer rabbit from "Monty Python & The Quest for the Holy Grail." Look how fast he's moving!

If I could take any trip I wanted right now, I would take Courtney on a second honeymoon to some all-inclusive resort in the Caribbean...or maybe Turtle Island near Fiji. If I could take two trips, the second one would be a trip to Alaska or the Yukon Territory to try to kill a great big ol' Yukon moose with my bow.


Question: How awesome would it be to have a gigantic moose head with antlers that are 60" to 70" wide hanging on the wall in the great room? Answer: Freaking awesome!

Another trip I would do right now if I could is an elk hunt in either Colorado, Montana, or Wyoming. I'm talking a non-guided, public land, do-it-yourself, camp-out-in-the-wilderness-with-the-grizzly-bears elk hunt. Doing it this way is actually not terribly expensive (on average about $500-$700 for the hunting license and tags, plus transportation and supplies. Compare that to a guided hunt with an outfitter that would cost anywhere from $4000-$8000 not including licenses, tags, or transportation). The hardest part is getting the elk tag. Most western states have a lottery process for nonresidents, so you have to submit an application with your fees (mostly refunded) and hope they draw your name. Every year you don't draw, you build up what are called preference points, which increases your chance of getting a tag the next year, so eventually you will get a tag in those three states. Other states like Arizona and New Mexico, where they have really, really, really big elk are nearly impossible for a nonresident to draw for.

Finally, let's talk about my favorite TV shows. Yes, I like "The Office," "Biggest Loser," and of course "24," but all my most favorite shows air on the Outdoor Channel. They have names like "Bone Collectors" (see sticker above), "Realtree Roadtrips," "Eastman's Bowhunting Journal," "Bowhunter Magazine TV," "Bow Madness," and "Arrow Affliction." You can probably guess what those are all about. The guy that hosts that last show does something he calls Extreme Aerial Bowfishing. Yes, you read that correctly. I think it looks incredibly fun, and I'd love to do it sometime. Here's a link to a video on YouTube.

It doesn't get any more Redneck than shooting fish out of the air with a bow and arrow.

Like I said, you can't hide Redneck.

Next post: The evidence that I'm not a Redneck. Then, we'll take a vote.


Friday, February 13, 2009

Let's Talk Stimulus

The biggest thing in the news these days is the "Stimulus Package" that is supposed to go a long way toward helping the United States out of the current economic depression. Now, before I go any further, allow me to briefly explain my political leanings. I am not a Democrat, and I am not a Republican. If you have to shoehorn me into a political ideology, I guess I'm more of a Libertarian than anything else. I say that just so that you don't read this and say "Oh, he just doesn't like it because Obama supports it." I don't like the stimulus bill because it's a terrible bill, but that's the whole point of this post. Anyway...

First, some facts:

As of February 11, 2009, the total federal deficit was $10,713,124,215,572.20. Yes, that's 10 TRILLION dollars. (That number is from the U.S. Treasury Department, Bureau of the Public Debt).

The population of the United States is currently estimated at 306 million people, not including illegal aliens (give or take).

This means that the federal deficit is about $35,010.21 per person.

The U.S. government doesn't make money. Yes, they print the money and mint the coins, but that's not what I'm talking about. The government can't just say, "We need more money," and print more money. The largest source of income for the federal government is income taxes. We have forgiven the debts that other countries owe us, and we allow countries like China and Mexico to import their goods under free trade, so we're not getting any income from those sources.

Now, on to the stimulus bill:

As of this writing, the "compromise version" is being discussed in the halls of Congress. The House version of the bill totaled $819 BILLION in spending and tax cuts/credits. The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) is a nonpartisan committee that analyzes the spending of every bill being considered by Congress. According to the CBO, only $182 billion of that money (or 22%) is in the form of tax cuts/credits (the Democrats claim it's 1/3 of the money, but they include tax credits given to people who don't pay taxes, and that money is more accurately counted as an expenditure). The other $637 billion (78% of the total) is pure spending. Well, guess what? That money has to come from somewhere. Hmm...where could they get that money? They certainly don't have it in the budget. No other countries owe us that money. We can't raise tariffs to raise the money. Well, I guess we'll either have to borrow it from other countries, or we'll have to raise taxes. But wait, aren't we getting tax cuts and credits in this stimulus bill? So how are we going to get the money to pay for all this? We're not...we're going deeper into debt because of it.

Okay, so we're in this depression partly because of irresponsible spending by consumers, who are now way over their heads in debt, defaulting on mortgages that they never should have gotten in the first place, and the federal government wants to "stimulate" the economy by INCREASING spending and therefore INCREASING the federal deficit? Wait, I know...if you increase spending in the right areas, you can stimulate the economy, right? Maybe. I'm no economist, but I can see how maybe using some of this money to help people pay off debts would stimulate the economy because then they could purchase new goods to help out the companies that are struggling. Okay, that's where the tax cuts/credits come in (more on that later), but what about the other 78% of the money in the bill? Well, the CBO has made a handy-dandy little chart to show where the spending goes. I'll touch on some highlights, but you can see the whole thing here.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/graphic/2009/02/01/GR2009020100154.html

Now, some details on the spending. As you read these, I ask you how spending in this area is going to stimulate the economy. There may be some things here that you think are good and necessary for other reasons (like spending $900 million for hybrid and electric cars for federal employees), but I ask you how these things will stimulate the economy. All of these numbers are taken from the House version of the bill. Ready?

$5.5 billion to make federal buildings "green"
$198 million to design and furnish new headquarters for the Dept. of Homeland Security
$200 million to enhance workplace safety in Dept. of Agriculture facilities
$75 million for the Smithsonian Institution (which no one can visit because they can't afford the trip to D.C.)
$412 million for CDC headquarters
$300 million for FBI office buildings
$1 billion for administrative costs and construction of National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration office buildings
$125 million for the Washington, D.C. sewer system (It's unclear whether this is a euphemism for Congress or the actual sewer system.)
$850 million for Amtrak (When's the last time anyone went anywhere by train?)
And so on, and so forth...

So again, I ask you, how is this supposed to stimulate the economy? Okay, maybe by spending all this money for construction and all, the contractors will make money, and they'll have to purchase supplies, which will help the building supply stores, and we'll be purchasing all these hybrid cars, so the automakers will have to make a bunch more of them...wait...automakers.

In case anyone hasn't noticed, the auto industry is in the tank, and just saying you want to purchase a bunch of hybrids isn't going to help them. Has anyone seen the numbers from Ford lately? Ford's best-selling auto now, and for a long time, has been the F-150. Ford spent all this money gearing up for hybrids, and no one bought them. So now Ford is changing all their hybrid assembly lines to truck assembly lines so that they can make a car that will actually sell. So where are they supposed to get the money to increase hybrid production to make all these cars for the government?

One other little tidbit that I bet you missed. Back on February 4, Congress voted to give themselves more money. Now, they can't vote on a salary increase for themselves, but what they did was increase their petty cash for daily spending by $93,000 per year, PER MEMBER OF CONGRESS. There are currently 535 members of Congress, so that's $49,755,000 EVERY YEAR that has to come from somewhere.

So, President Obama, Congressmen and Congresswomen, and all the talking heads on TV are telling us that Americans need to be more frugal; we need to stop frivolous spending, save our money, invest in American companies when we can, etc. Yet here Congress is trying to spend over $600 billion dollars THAT WE DON'T HAVE! How does that make sense? How is that going to help us out of this economic depression? How?

Short answer: It won't. There is NO WAY that we can pull ourselves up by the bootstraps if all we're doing is going further into debt. The government HAS to get that money from somewhere, and it's going to come from every Tom, Dick, and Harry that pays taxes. So, WE are going to foot the bill for this, and WE are the people it's supposed to help.

Nope, this stimulus plan is really nothing but a spending plan. Not only is it not going to help us out of this depression, but it's likely to make it a lot worse before it's over. Look, I'm not an idiot, I know that SOME spending is necessary, but the programs and areas that this spending is for is not going to help you and me one little bit.

In less than 18 days, Congress (with the full support of the Obama Administration) has spent over $1.1 TRILLION and vastly expanded the federal government. Again, how does that help?

You know what would help? You know what would do the most to help this economy grow? Here's Paul's "Stimulus Plan":

#1 - Eliminate the corporate income tax. Before you get upset, understand this...corporations DON'T pay income taxes. Oh sure, they have to file a tax return and send money to the IRS, but guess where that money comes from? It comes from you and me in the form of higher prices for goods. Eliminate the corporate income tax, and the price of goods will decline. That's a good thing.

#2 - Relax some of the government regulations on businesses. Will that cure everything? No, but like eating food and drinking water are fundamental to the health of the body but won't cure the common cold, eliminating the corporate income tax and relaxing regulations will feed our economy more than anything else. We can live with sneezes and hiccups in the economy, but not if we're starved by choking off productivity/affordability. Why is it so hard to fathom that NOT holding the economy back with taxes and regulations allows it to grow?

#3 - Lower personal income taxes across the board. No "middle class" tax cut...no "upper class" tax cut...just a tax cut...PERIOD. This immediately places more money in our pockets in the form of less withholding from paychecks. We then use that money to pay off debt, purchase new goods, or invest...or all three. Then we can take advantage of #1 and #2 above to help get this economy going again. Besides, the government won't need all that tax money anyway because they won't have all this corporate oversight and regulatory committees that need funding, right? If that still doesn't provide the federal government with enough money to operate, then we'll just have to cut federal spending some more. I propose we start with the $49,755,000 Congressional petty cash increase.

Alright, I have to stop now. My head hurts.

Comments welcome.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Finally! The 2nd Blog Post!

Nothing earth-shattering here. I just wanted to give you a heads-up on a new HBO movie that I think everyone should see. The movie is called "Taking Chance," and it is the true story of Marine Lt. Col. Michael Strobl, who volunteered for "escort duty" for Lance Corporal Chance Phelps, an enlisted Marine who was killed in action in Iraq. For those who don't know, the escort stays with the casket from the time it arrives in the United States until it reaches its final resting place, wherever that might be. This is done for every single member of our armed forces who is killed in action. This duty is normally carried out by enlisted men, but Lt. Col. Strobl was a Desert Storm veteran who felt compelled to volunteer for this duty. The story is about how carrying out his duty affected the people he came in contact with throughout his journey...from ticket agents, to baggage handlers, to passengers, to flight attendants, to people working on the side of the road, to Lance Corporal Phelps' family in Wyoming, and how their reactions affected him. The movie chronicles just one of the thousands and thousands of events just like it that have occurred throughout our nation's history. It's non-political, choosing to highlight the sense of honor, duty, and country that our armed forces live...and die...by, rather than try to be pro- or anti-war. The best part is that, according to Lt. Col. Strobl himself, it's "99% accurate."

As you watch the trailer that I've linked below, I want you to remember that there are people in this country that line the streets when there is a military funeral. No, I'm not talking about people paying their respects, although that certainly happens; I'm talking about people protesting the war, or the military, or both. They hold signs saying things like "You're going to Hell," or "Blood for Oil" or something similar. Don't believe me? Here's a picture from a protest during the funeral procession for Army Specialist Bobby R. West in Beebe, Arkansas.



This is a public post that anybody can see, so I have to choose my words carefully here. Let's just say that I have no use for these people. They make me very angry, and I hope I never come across one of these protests. It's just so pathetic that they choose to vomit their offensive viewpoints during such a solemn and heart-wrenching occasion. Some of these people even claim to be Christian; the people in the picture above are from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. Do they have a First Amendment right to say these things? I guess they do. Do I have a right to beat the bejeezus out of them because they do it? No, but I should. Anyway...

Here's the link to the trailer and some other videos of interviews and the like. I've watched them all about 5 times each, and I still get teary-eyed every time. Courtney and I don't get HBO, so we'll have to wait for the DVD. Remember, this is an HBO original movie, so it won't be in any theaters. It airs for the first time on Saturday, February 21 at 8:00 PM.

http://www.hbo.com/events/takingchance/